For one, last night: I had to get food for Liz. She ordered it under her name. I spent the whole time planning what I was going to say. I show up to the place, and say ‘I’m here to pick up a salad. The name is Liz.” The guy says “You’re a funny looking Liz.” To which I shoot back, “My parents are really progressive.”
Everyone laughed. True story.

On the subway today, some dudes were talking about technology, and how far it has come. They allowed me into their conversation. I really don’t have much else, but it was fucking sweet. We got to talk about the Higgs Boson, and technological advances, and even the singularity. Ultimately though, it was about technology on a local scale, but still. It was nice to meet people to talk to.

And lastly, Gosha got upset at me because I played my motherday playlist in the shop for the last 4 songs. “It’s not mothers day, DONT PLAY IT. I HATE THIS PLAYLIST” Well, well, I’m sorry that you hate your mother Gosha. But, here is a list of songs appearing on this playlist:

• Mama - Spice Girls
• The Perfect Fan - Backstreet Boys
• To My Mama - Bow Wow
• Dear Mama - 2Pac
• Blueprint (Mama loves me) - Jay Z
• Mother Stands for Comfort - Jane Burkin
• A song for Mama - Boyz ll Men
• Superwoman - Alicia Keys
• Turn to You (Mothers Day Dedication) - Justin Bieber
• Mama liked the Roses - Elvis Presley